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So there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.

They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!

Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...

What was your first experience of porn?

(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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My first pron was found, like many others, under a bush when I was 8. It was a page from a scud mag, with a picture of a nice lady squeezing tomatoes all over another nice lady's flappage and licking the seeds off eagerly.

I had no idea that women could, and did, fiddle with other women until that point. I don't remember being particularly perturbed, but bizarrely I thought they might have had a nicer time if they'd added some Heinz salad cream.

Incidentally, whatever happened to porn bushes? No hedgerow in the seventies and early eighties was complete without pockets of damp and discarded bongo mags. By the nineties, like white dog shit, they'd pretty much disappeared.

It's the kids I feel sorry for.
(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 8:01, Reply)

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