My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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The five-minute freeviewMy first experience of porn was at the age of about 11, when my Grandparents got Sky (proper old sky, with scrambled channels and VOX). I stayed at my grandparents' from time to time and soon learned that after TNT, another channel started. Unfortunately there was little more than an erotic-looking blur, but for a sacred, preceeding 5 minutes, there was the "5-minute freeview". Although I used to get to stay up late when I stayed round, the chances of me getting this past the oldies were nil (only the main telly had sky and we always watched that), so I had the idea of learning how to programme the video recorder. I asked my grandad if I could 'borrow' a tape and he kindly gave me one and labelled it "George's Tape". In hindsight he was probably trying to be kind. I found I could programme the VCR to record sky while we innocently watched BBC1, as long as I left I on the right channel...
The next time I was round, my Grandad, Grandma and I were watching a film. The room was pretty quiet....far too quiet, for at 11:55pm precisely, the classic VCR sparked into life; CLICK...WHRRRRRRRRRRRRR... for precisely 5 minutes. It was a noisy machine. At 12am on the dot, it gave another few clicks. My granded turned to me as he changed the channel to see what was on sky. I did my best nonchalant look. Only then did the tape player spit out "George's Tape" as the blonde on screen waved goodbye.
(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:46, Reply)
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