My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Page 3I got off with a rather mental, but stunningly attractive 19 year old Mexican-American model with the greatest breasts I have ever seen, or ever will. She showed me pictures from a shoot she did in the snow, wearing nowt but a fur coat and Fuck Me Boots.
We drank a lot of tequila that night and Little Mr Coke wouldnt come out to play despite a lot of effort.
That was about 8 years ago. You have to understand that since then, my major wank fantasy is about a night that actually happened, only didn't.
So "my first experience of a porn" star (ok topless model) was spending the night with her, naked, and not being able to get it up. I also haven't forgotten her sneaking out in the morning without saying a word, and without looking back.
One day I'll look back and laugh. One day.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 1:31,
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