
So there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
( , Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Not sure if I've seen that exact one, but we were shown loads of similar videos in "health education" and they're all the same.
* Both partners smile beatifically throughout. No place for vinegar-strokes gurning here.
* They're doing it to make a baby. Obviously.
* The woman has only one leg so that you can see what's going on.
I learned way more from Eurotrash than from any of this shit.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2007, 11:32, Reply)
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