NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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My mate lives in a Council FlatHis next door neighbour is an acloholic Irishman conspiracy nutjob.
He doesn;t belive England was involved in the slave trade.
His old next door neighbour used to scream and bang against the walls randomly. That is until he stopped and his room began to smell....
Yes he was dead and my mate couldn;t stay in his flat for over a week cos of the smell.
Not funny. Sorry.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:50,
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