I have neighbours, yay I'm relavant!
I have just moved with the lovely girlfriend and our for dogs to a nice dog friendly road. Dog friendly except for the cunt that lives next door!

Within two hours of moving in he had called the previous estate agents to complain. Now the council are involved. He is targeting just our dogs not the other six that live in the adjoining houses.

What a cunt. I might wait till midnight and paint his house with the contents of the dog bin. Bwahahaha.

The rest of the neighbours a lovely people, they all say hello when passing. It's a very quiet area and feels safe.

Not funny but relevant.

Please feel free to make your own length joke up, ta. Mines huge though.
( Aenesis, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:18, 1 reply)

Dogs are disgusting.
My neighbours dog barks all day and night, and attacks us if we go in the back lane. Well, it did until my hero husband kicked the fucker in the face, now the owners keep it in the garden.
Dogs are dirty, noisy, smelly disgusting creatures. Our friends have dogs and we no longer visit them, i can think of nothing worse than having the stinky mangy flea bag near me, and i dont want to sit on the dirty sofa and get dog hair on my expensive clothes.
I'm sorry, but I have never been in a house with dogs that didn't totally stink. If you moved next door to me with four mutts I would feed them poisoned steak. Thats just disgusting.
My skin is crawling just thinking abut being in a house with four dogs. No wonder people use dog as a derogatory term. Ewwwwww. I totally sympathise with your neighbour. Your garden must be stinking dirty with dog shit. Gross, gross, gross.
(b3ta_polis, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:45, closed)