Next door but one...
...is a fucking psycho. And has been in prison. And as I found out recently, for murder. And not by finding out through a local winding me up; this neighbour has been done for murder 9 years ago and was let out after being forced on sedatives on a regular basis.

Oh, and this neighbour's name is Julie. That's right, she's a fucking nutter.

First time I met her she chased some hoodies up the road with a hammer as I was carrying my at the time 4 month old baby into our house. She did come back and apologise about that before saying hello and walking into her house. Alarm bells rung that day.

She's in her early forties now and has an 80 year old boyfriend, who will knock her door for upto 30 minutes at a time while shouting "JULIE! JULIE!!!!!! JUUUUULLLIIIIIEEEE!!!!" for all of us to hear. A doorbell might be anonymously delivered to her this Xmas, just to shut the old cunt up.

They've got such a loving and open relationship though; only last week we witnessed him fingering her on her doorstep at 2 in the afternoon, clear as day. Another neighbour has literally seen her being taken up the chuff in her front garden, which is on a main road with no hedge for all to see.

Last few weeks though have been fun; she's been driving her next door neighbour mad by having music on until 1am which is keeping their children awake all night. The neighbour has made numerous complaints to the local council and Julie initially accused every house on the block (mine included) of trying to get her evicted. Once she cleared that up with us and a few other local residents she found the source of the complaint and threatened to smash their car up. Which is a nice thing to do to a parent of 2 who is expecting a third.

That same night I heard a noise out the front of my house and caught two hoodies smashing the neighbour's car up. Me and the neighbour's husband chased them off but the damage had been done. As we didn't see their faces, the Police advised that they couldn't really arrest anyone, but the neighbours have seen Julie with some lads earlier that day who have been involved before and are now on constant lookout every night.

That's the way to live, looking over our shoulders due to some neurotic psycho living two doors down, might be worth trying to move again.

*looks up Gumtree*

Hmmm, this Bates Hotel looks nice...
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:19, Reply)