NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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WhoopsSoon after moving into my first house I saw my neighbour driving a smart remote-control car up and down the road which ran along behind our houses. I thought this would be a good moment to get to know him so I rushed out the back door, ran down the back yard and jumped out into the road shouting a joyful greeting. Unfortunately I jumped straight onto his car, crushing it into a pile of pieces. Whoops.
Luckily within 2 years they had moved out. The new neighbours were very quiet. Until the police broke down their door one Christmas Day to break up the drugs business they had been running from the house.
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