
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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However maybe you could think she blinded herself after seeing you at the window, knowing she'd never see anything that excited her as much again.
It's how I always look at things, anyhow. Life's nice on my planet :-)
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:45, Reply)
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