NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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a tale of 2 neighbours ... well 3 but 2 of those were in the same placefirst one
i lived next to this really sound bloke called ross (names changed to protect the innocent -- or not) we got on quite well as he happened to be into a lot of the same stuff as me music wise (at least at the time) we used to drink together some saturday nights and just chat shit and play music... anyway he got caught selling massive amounts of weed and pills so he got sent down for a while shame really as he was a sound fella.
in the same place a while after (i had a nice indian couple for 6 months inbetween these 2 others) a girl not much older than me moved in .. not long after we had to break the door down after she passed out from drinking -- she went into a nuthouse not long after that
the second lot
i was living with 2 girls in a shared flat (one was my girlfriend at the time and the other was A a bit weird and B my girls other lover) anyhow the upstairs 'bours were both totally bat-shit crazy - they might have been Chinese (we never saw them) just heard them screaming at each other almost all day every day after some time their next door took to playing noise very loud every time they started up (noise kind of like anti music -- if you want to know a little more about this do message me) at what ever time of the day or night it happened to be
after about 4 months they moved on
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:47, Reply)
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