NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Nice old couple :-)I'm pleased to say I used to live next door to the nicest elderley couple you can imagine.
Rita had a daily fitness routine of playing swingball. Which I admit after a late night out the fwapp fwapp fwapp noise of the swingball at 8am could be a touch annoying but once I had a girlfriend I found use of the rhythmic alarm call ;-)
However what really made Rita a great neighbour was when I decided to have a noisy party one night. I decided to be courteous and warn her that I was having some friends over for a BBQ party and if it got too noisy to please let me know.
Her reply, "oh don't worry dear! I'll turn the TV up, if it gets too loud I'll turn it up more. If it's still too loud I'll turn it off and listen and if it sounds good enough I'll join you!".
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