Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Turns out the noise wasn't the mouse, then
Must be some fuckoff mutant mice on steroids in this place. Click
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:24, 1 reply)
Must be some fuckoff mutant mice on steroids in this place. Click
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:24, 1 reply)
Ha, just read that back....
Although, given the combination of dodgy chemicals they throw into Tesco bread, I wouldn't be surprised if one day they hit the right formula and accidentally created a race of Mighty Mice.
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Although, given the combination of dodgy chemicals they throw into Tesco bread, I wouldn't be surprised if one day they hit the right formula and accidentally created a race of Mighty Mice.
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