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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Only this morning
at 7:30ish I spot a plod car outside my house. Two coppers with gloves on loading several computers (wrapped in plastic bags and tagged) into the back of the car.

Next thing in the car is the bloke who lives next door to the lesbian couple who live next door to the Serbians who live next door to me.

Woo ! Take your bets on this being:

- child porn;
- software piracy;
- fraud.

Whatever, it's the first dawn raid in my street that I've been aware of. Exciting times...
(I helped save b3ta! I_Was_Mordred, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:33, 3 replies)
fraudulent childporn piracy
perhaps
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:17, closed)
You'd better ask
for your money back then.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:16, closed)
Sensible coppers
Probably didn't want to catch a virus.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:33, closed)

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