Lesbians
I recently moved house, and my Mrs thought it would be fitting to apologise to our neighbours of 7 years for the noise I supposedly caused during that time*. She popped next door and offered her apology, which the neighbouring old lady deemed unneccessary, given the disruption the previous occupiers of my house had caused.

Said couple were 2 gay men, who were infamous in the village for having something of a tempestuous relationship. Many stories of yelling and scrapping in public had been imparted to me by various villagers over the years, so it was no surprise to learn that similar actions had been carried out in view of our neighbours.

Stories of early hours slanging matches and one particular event where one smashed the other's head into a wall were told by the little old lady, before she fell silent. Looking either way to check for eavesdroppers, she leaned towards my Mrs and with a straight face solemnly declared:

"I think they were lesbians, you know"

God bless that pensioner.

* In my defence, the police were called but one time, and that was by me to remove some ne'er-do-wells who gatecrashed a private party.
(titusyouclown, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:44, 2 replies)

hahahahahaaa
Fucking hate those lesbian men :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:12, closed)

When my son came out to me
I was so dumbfounded that I asked, 'Gay? How d'you mean?' and he replied 'Well, I fancy men!'

All I could say was 'Ooh, I fancy men too, does that make me a lesbian?' which didn't go down well.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:15, closed)