Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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When my son came out to me
I was so dumbfounded that I asked, 'Gay? How d'you mean?' and he replied 'Well, I fancy men!'
All I could say was 'Ooh, I fancy men too, does that make me a lesbian?' which didn't go down well.
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:15, Reply)
I was so dumbfounded that I asked, 'Gay? How d'you mean?' and he replied 'Well, I fancy men!'
All I could say was 'Ooh, I fancy men too, does that make me a lesbian?' which didn't go down well.
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