NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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SamOne of the children in my neighbourhood is called Sam. I know this because if I'm in my garden in the evening I often hear his father bawling "SAAAAAAM" over and over at the top of his voice like an adenoidal monotone foghorn until our eponymous hero appears. Inconsiderate cnut.
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It was always "Alfie" at my old placethe little cunt's mother would stand by the door and scream it at the top of her lungs
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:41,
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