NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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My wordYou have described my mother (whom I am no longer in contact with) perfectly, evil chav that she is. Especially as she has an African grey parrot. One of the most intelligent birds in the world and she shouts at it to "shut the fuck up".
So so sad. People should have to pass an IQ test to own such lovely creatures.
EDIT: Connor is SUCH a pikeytastic name it is untrue.
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