Porno King
My street is the kind of place where everyone knows everybody else, when i was growing up all of the kids in the street used to hang around together. We would play games, go swimming, build tents out of bedsheets and furniture and whatever else we could think of to occupy our time. One of the things that we used to do a lot was play a huge games of man hunt. This would involve the kids from the two surrounding streets so there would be a fair few of us playing. The only rules were that you couldn't hide in your house and you had to stick to the three streets, the entrys and the field.

This particular day, there were only 4 of us who hadnt been caught and we were all running down the back entry because no one was around. One of the boys decided it would be good for us to hide in his back yard just for a couple of minutes because we knew the other kids were at either end of the entry looking for us (they hadn't seen us run into it). Now jays house was opposite mine and his next door neighbour was an old man named jimmy. Jimmy was the kinda person who mostly kept himself to himself but would always say hello if he saw you passing. He was also stone deaf.

This meant that jimmys tv was always on very very loud so everyone could hear whatever it was that jimmy happened to be watching at the time. While we were sat in jays back yard we could see over the wall that jimmys back door was open so we could hear his tv very loud and clear.
At first it was meaningless conversation... and then the heavy breathing started... followed by moaning.... then more breathing... then more moaning.... and then... screaming.
thats right
Jimmy was watching porn.

Being 11 years old, we all thought this was hilarious and began to giggle. Until our little minds began to wonder to what jimmy could be doing while watching porn.
We ran out of the backyard as fast as our legs could carry us. A couple of hours later we were all sat around in the street just chatting and messing around...when the noises started again. it was then that little old jimmy became porno king. Sure enough most nights and most mornings without fail we would hear the sounds of jimmys latest purchase.

It was only recently when i saw people moving into porno kings house that i thought to ask what had happened to him. Turns out he'd passed away in his chair.... i'd hate to think what he was up to in that chair but i spose he died doing what he loved.
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(stitched, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:04, 1 reply)

A case of come adn go?
(sorry couldn't resist. Death isn't funny)
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 9:13, closed)