Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I am apparently the crazy neighbor!
I hate house cleaning, but do it religiously every Saturday so I don't live in squalor.
Back in March, I was in an unusually good mood and having a blast listening to ABBA while running around with the hoover and the Pledge.
I grabbed a hold of my cat, and danced him around the living room while belting Mamma Mia at the top of my voice.
Once I set the cat down, I got a round of applause from the students across the way. I'd left the windows open!
Even now when they see me, they start humming Dancing Queen or some such ABBA ditty.
The lady that lives next door to me is a bit of a nut. She moved here from Romania in January, and I went over as she was moving in and introduced myself. She just looked at me funny.
A couple months later, around 11pm she comes banging on my door, screaming for help. "Oh fuck diddly dee" thought I, and asked what was wrong.
Where we live has streams and trees and stuff, and there's a bunch of critters and wildlife.........a skunk had gotten into her apartment from the patio and sprayed all over the place. In addition, it wouldn't leave, just sat in a corner hissing and spraying. In between gagging, I couldn't stop laughing and animal control pissed themselves laughing when they came out. Even my apartment stunk of skunk for a week afterwards!
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:27, Reply)
I hate house cleaning, but do it religiously every Saturday so I don't live in squalor.
Back in March, I was in an unusually good mood and having a blast listening to ABBA while running around with the hoover and the Pledge.
I grabbed a hold of my cat, and danced him around the living room while belting Mamma Mia at the top of my voice.
Once I set the cat down, I got a round of applause from the students across the way. I'd left the windows open!
Even now when they see me, they start humming Dancing Queen or some such ABBA ditty.
The lady that lives next door to me is a bit of a nut. She moved here from Romania in January, and I went over as she was moving in and introduced myself. She just looked at me funny.
A couple months later, around 11pm she comes banging on my door, screaming for help. "Oh fuck diddly dee" thought I, and asked what was wrong.
Where we live has streams and trees and stuff, and there's a bunch of critters and wildlife.........a skunk had gotten into her apartment from the patio and sprayed all over the place. In addition, it wouldn't leave, just sat in a corner hissing and spraying. In between gagging, I couldn't stop laughing and animal control pissed themselves laughing when they came out. Even my apartment stunk of skunk for a week afterwards!
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:27, Reply)
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