NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Mr SpencerI've missed you on here- a similar narrative tone to JG Ballard but with content straight out of Razzle. Please, please make it more permanent- never before has B3ta needed you so much.
For the love of God, please replace SpankyHanky and his annoying bullshit tales in the newsletter- our country needs you.
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