NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Cricket, lovely cricket.Viv Richards once played at our ground, and wafted the willow, landing the ball on an adjoining roof, cracking one of the tiles. Did the owner complain? Did he b******s. He still dines out on the story!
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The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 21:06,
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