
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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who will tie you up in a 20-year fatuous legal battle about your privet hedge growing leaves half an inch over their property line.
( , Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:46, Reply)
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