NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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My neighbours are aceThey kindly call my husband to come get me (through their giggles) everytime I drunkenly crawl under their diningroom table and won't come out.
The last time my neighbour was under there with me, her husband couldn't coax her out either. We built a fort together. ACE
I don't know why, it just happens when i've been drinking apparently.
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Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 8:51,
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i know what you meanwhen i'm drunk, i sing the armor hot dog song at the top of my voice and try to cut the hairs off my mate's arms with a pair of scissors
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:04,
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