NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I reminds me ofwhen we first had an influx of Londoners moving into my village in Dorset. Someone wrote to the local paper complaining about the smell of the farm nextdoor.
On the same letters page was another complaint about the cow shit on the road.
I think the next weeks paper was full of "fuck of back to London" then letter. I'm sure the letters were published just to show how dumb the Londoners were.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 8:59,
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