NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Some revenge suggestions iof you want to take it that far.1) When he leaves his dog locked in the flat, try pushing some raw meat mixed with lacative and sedative through the door. If the dog gets to it then it should sleep then crap everywhere.
2) Moped. Find 2 small pieces of gravel, unscrew the tire caps and place 1 piece in each, do the cpas up and wait for the hiss.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 9:38,
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