NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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My current neighbourAlthough this accurately describe any old man...
When I chat to him over the garden fence, he occasionally answers my questions, but occasionally he hears my question, and just looks into the distance, then says something completely unrelated to my question about a minute later.
I then feel too rude to ask it again.
He seems nice enough though.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:31, Reply)
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