NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I went to the dentist this morning.Had a filling. No anaesthetic (I'm not hard, he didn't offer. B'stard). The whole time he was inflicting pain on me, he kept calling me James. My name's not bloody James. I couldn't correct him as I had a gobful of blood, snot, and dentist hands.
'Annoyed' me because he was trying too hard to drop my name in, to be all personal and friendly, and getting it wrong! He must have been on a 'people' course recently.
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