Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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My missus made noises like that and ours was a normal birth.
Apparently at one point the police were knocking at the door.
( , Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:50, 1 reply)
Apparently at one point the police were knocking at the door.
( , Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:50, 1 reply)
Really? ouch
Another neighbour did consider calling the police until they knew what was happening.
I still think that is an un-natural sound :(
( , Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:38, closed)
Another neighbour did consider calling the police until they knew what was happening.
I still think that is an un-natural sound :(
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