NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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“You cheeky bastard!I’m a Trojan XXXL elephant-cock man! Takes a team of fifty wenches to wrestle one of those nodders over my throbbing man gristle! It’s like a living Eiffel Tower made out of hot pork pie meat, my cock! Need a rubber wind sock sewen shut at one end – not a standard nippled latex bell end balaclava.... You saying I’ve got a small willy..?”
My American neighbour looked a little perplexed: “No... you don’t understand. I said 'have you ever considered moving to a condominimum'...”
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SpankyHanky, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:39,
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