NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Conversation I have had with at least 5 different people since I moved into my flatSo you live opposite another block of flats
Yup
Where are your binoculars
I don't have any
But.... but... you live opposite a bunch of flats
...and?
How do you spy on the without binoculars?
What the flumps is wrong with my friends?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:24, 6 replies)
maybe you need to ask what is wrong with you?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:34,
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Everyone knows a telescope is easier.You can just leave it on the tripod.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:44,
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leaving both hands free for wanking(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:44,
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Visiting my ex the other weekHer boyfriend was watching their nudist neighbours through the binoculars and she went ballistic. "Ed!" she cried. "What have I told you about watching people with binoculars? Always turn the lights off first!"
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:49,
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If you don't spy on themHow will you know which ones are spying on you? Who will you give cheery wave to?
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