NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I live right on the beach in Dorsetand just about everyone else down here is 70 years old plus. The week after we moved in we had a visit from the local neighbourhood watch organisers to say hello. All was going well until they warned me that 'coon youths' had been seen lurking in the area. Shocked by their attitude I asked when this had happened, they answered and I quickly worked out what was going through their minds. I then called for my 13 year old son and his best friend, who was visiting, to come and say hello. Clearly one of the neighbours recognised my son's friend so I said "were these the youths you saw? because *son's friend* here is actually half-kiwi, as you can see my son, though tall is really very white indeed and they happen to both be pretty much top of their classes at *name of well respected school nearby*, I think we should leave it at that don't you" - and closed the door on them. They have pretty much kept away :)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:27, Reply)
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