Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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not a drug? bollcks to that!
i was introduced to lighter gas by a girl from cardiff, whom i'd met on holiday in spain. tried it a few times, but the vivid and bizarre hallucinations made me give it up pretty sharpish.
( , Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:18, 1 reply)
i was introduced to lighter gas by a girl from cardiff, whom i'd met on holiday in spain. tried it a few times, but the vivid and bizarre hallucinations made me give it up pretty sharpish.
( , Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:18, 1 reply)
Yeah, but...
...this was Nobby. He was more than just a *little* strange.
( , Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:17, closed)
...this was Nobby. He was more than just a *little* strange.
( , Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:17, closed)
strange
is what i would call the time i hallucinated winning a blue ribbon for growing a very large marrow.
( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:39, closed)
is what i would call the time i hallucinated winning a blue ribbon for growing a very large marrow.
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