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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

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Car door handles
Smear liberally with dogshit. If there is any spare, inside the exhaust pipe, and possibly through the radiator grill.
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:10, 1 reply)
Or if you'd prefer not to get involved with faeces and shit...
Some really smelly cheese?
(Not him., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:24, closed)
Or perchance
a kipper?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:18, closed)

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