NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I see....So your holier-than-thou neighbours decided that besides you having NOT broken the law, that they would lie to the police to teach you a lesson for NOT having broken the law, whilst they willingly and addmitedly committed the illegal act of assault.
Perhaps you should burgle them; gives them something to 'teach you a lesson' for, retrospectively, plus, when they call the police (should they show up for burglery) you can claim that they have never laid eyes on you - if they protest and say that they know it was you living next door, then their honesty is bought into question as they will be known 'police liars' and you can claim that they did it for the insurance themselves.
Thats what I'd do - honest.
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