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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Neighbours from hell
I'm sure there are posts here (not time to read all) about them....

We used to live next door to them. You could hear them shag - she looked like a horse never mind sounded like one. They used to play Phil Collins CD's from 07:30; they had 2 fucking great big hounds and a postage stamp garden where they buried their shit in an tiny bucket so small it overflowed and stank; my then cat Garfield hated the dogs and hissed and got stressed; then they parked their old Merc so we couldn't get in our driveway; got REALLY upset when my HB bought a new Merc; then there was the fight on the front lawn..... and they were just renting where it was our first house.

Ok so I am talking nearly 20 years ago but since then I have never moved from the house I live in now BECAUSE I HAVE NO NEIGHBOURS and have to call them up on their phone if we go away and they look after my NOW cat Pushky. And there are no dogs anywhere.

When you've been subject to living with complete arseholes, living in the country is wonderful. How you city people cope I don't know.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:04, 1 reply)
I dont see why
them having dogs should be on your list of bad things, you shouldn't have had such a whimpy cat.

Also Dogs are far better then cats
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:32, closed)

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