NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I believed you untilthis bit "over the next few days I secured a job (sweeping up blood in an abattoir)". Good yarn though.
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Belvoir foods in NorthamptonNear where the Doc Martens factory used to be... god, I wish I had made that up... was like being knee deep in a scene from Saw for an entire summer.
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SpankyHanky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:06,
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