I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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A fair few years ago when she used to be really depressed, she'd run outside for the icecream van everytime, so much in fact that it started parking outside her house.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 8:48, Reply)
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