And a lot more things
I'm with the best man in the world, and he keeps doing nice things for me, like warming up the bed with a bottle of hot water before I get in; making sure there is always water in the bedside table for me; cooking the best pies ever; helping me at work all the time; picking me up at the station (having to leave the pub and his friends) so I don't walk alone...

He made a macro with VB so every time I open Excel at work there is a picture of something nice for me. And he keeps changing it to make me smile.

Best thing, though, was a few weeks ago when he told his housemate about us. I can't give you any details, just trust me, it was the best thing he could have done for me.

And he's great with his tongue and has magic fingers too (and doesn't mind taking his time there)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:39, 17 replies)

Ugh.
You've made me feel ill. ;D
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:44, closed)

Yeah.
The last bit... TMI
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:46, closed)

Oh no, I liked that bit.
The rest was just too mushy for my liking, I hope that Mr Aberracion can some day have his ovaries replaced with testicles.

(Only joking Abba, I'm sure he's a great bloke)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:52, closed)

You might be right
He sounds a bit like a gay, but he's very proud of it as it usually makes his friends jealous when he's surrounded by ladys!

And I can assure you he's got testicles. I could give you details about them, but other people could feel ofended.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:56, closed)

Are they hairy
wrinkly and taste faintly of sweat?

Thought so.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:00, closed)

What!!
Have you seen them??
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:05, closed)

Seen?
No, tasted.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:58, closed)

They're nice
Aren't they?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:10, closed)

I'd like to smother them in salsa
and scoop it all off with my tongue and some Doritos.

Yum-yum Mr Aberracion, you are a sexy-testicled man.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:12, closed)

I was feeling queasy at the VB Macro bit
- the guy clearly has too much time on his hands. :-o
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:49, closed)

Not a lot of time
But he's good at this.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:59, closed)

He is a
deviant macro virus writer. Its obvious. How can you be so blind! This cant end well. Walk away. Dont look back. Leave everything. Tell no one. Start again in a country far away. Live a modest celibate life. Connect with no one. Its the only way.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:01, closed)

I think I could do everything
except the celibate thing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:05, closed)

You know he's doing the VB thing...
...just so he can surprise you with a Goatse picture one day.
(Musuko, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:11, closed)

I hadn't thought about it
mmmmm... I'll be carefull from now on.

He used it against me when Murray beated Nadal last time. I wasn't happy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:14, closed)

^
You mean he used Goatse against you when Murrary beat Nadal? Sicko!
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:15, closed)

You're sick
And scare me :P
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:24, closed)