Some of the nicest things...
He travelled to another country to stay with a family he'd never met so he could see me who he'd also never met.

He bought me a muffin at Stirling Castle.

He writes poetry about "someone" to show how much he loves them.

He writes me wonderful letters that I've had to buy a treasure chest for so I can treasure them in proper style.

He sticks his fingers up my nose, messes my hair and slaps my legs because he finds the squeal of pain I make funny. You might think that that's not really nice but my nose misses him when he's gone and doing it myself just isn't the same...

He bites my arms to leave teethmarks so that when I go to work and look down I'll think "that's where he bit me" and will think of him. Damned if he wasn't right.

He cuddles me close and tells me he loves me. He also looks into my eyes and tells me how cute/pretty/beautiful he thinks I am.

He says he'll kill every man who even thinks of looking at me, thus keeping me all to himself.

I'm a romantic sap but that's all pretty spiffy to me. ^-^
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:46, 5 replies)

"He says he'll kill every man who even thinks of looking at me, thus keeping me all to himself."
That's a bit weird rather than sweet.
(brainwrong, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:37, closed)

He's says it in a "grr, I'm your spiffy man" kind of way
Because he knows it makes me giggle.

Not because he's a mass murderer waiting in front of me with a sword.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:00, closed)

It's still bloody weird
Honest, it is!
(apologies_for_length, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:41, closed)

click
because of "my nose misses him".

I knew a girl who used to stick her finger in my belly-button.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:47, closed)

Did
you reply 'that's not my belly button'
to which she would say 'that's not my finger neither'?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:16, closed)