and now a more boastful one
one night in a small nightclub/armpit that plays bad metal and sells cheap booze to ropey underage chumps, i was rockin out with a friend of a friend , let's call him Andy, for thus he shall know it's him to whom i refer.

andy was rockin away, commented it was a bit warm, then pitched face down towards me.
i caught him, pulled his arm round my shoulders, and started carrying him outside. part of the way is through a narrow corridor.
i'm walking, carrying an unconscious guy, and shouting 'coming through!! SCUSE ME PLEASE!! UNCONSCIOUS GUY HERE!! people are moving, laughing.. except this one guy. looked like a collage of inadvisable cliche'd punk symbolism on a malnourished shop mannequin.
'fuck you you prick go round!'
i explain my friend is unconscious. he proceeds to shove me over, with andy on top of me. i pick andy and myself up, and start trying to get him to the door again. this time the dude punches me in the face. i'm still carrying a 6'2 unconscious guy at this point i might add. so rather than drop andy, i barge past the flurry of punches, (i guess that's what they were anyway) carried him out, and sat with him and the female bouncer as he came round and got him water etc.



THEN i went back and grabbed the punk chump , got him by the hair with one hand and under the neck/chin with the other and dragged his ass out of the club. andy had NO idea what happened at all.. i didn't tell him the details but apparently someone did, he rang me and was totally spun out that it had happened, and i'd been the one to carry him out.. we're mates now but at the time more like acquaintances.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:16, Reply)