First!
Hmmm...

I really hope I'm not the only one to have fallen down the stairs, pint-in-hand, only to end up feeling like I've taken an early shower.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:36, 5 replies)

You most definitely are not
What's odd is the effort made to try to save the pint rather than ones' head and limbs.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:39, closed)

Yeah...
Damn lack of self-preservation.
It costs more than £2.20 to replace bones...
( Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:42, closed)

You are not
the only one. I did it in Spain tho, and it was a cocktail. Does that count?
(surlygirl spanked your monkey on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:46, closed)

Yep, it most certainly does count.
The worst are those clubs with a "danger step" somewhere between the bar and dancefloor.

Sober, it's fine.
Drunk, you totally forget about the bastard, and end up face-planting.
Normally in front of whoever you've been trying to get lucky with.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:49, closed)

And another one...
Not only have I taken several tumbles on club stairs, I managed every one sober. The one I recall the most is when working at a club in Portsmouth, we were doing the end of night cleanup/restock and I had to carry a pack of VK bottles from one of the bars (there were 3), at the top of the club, to the store room at the very bottom. I could feel myself tripping, and just couldn't seem to prevent going arse over tit. But fucked if I was going to have a bunch of broken stock to deal with, so made sure I landed first, and they landed on me. Not a broken bottle, and I avoided anymore work by sitting down to fill out the accident book. Quite the result.
( Trijian, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:59, closed)