Don't go to crap clubs then?
I'm glad places like the ones you're describing exist, as they seem to act like twat magnets, who can take their be-Burberryed bodies down there of a Friday/Saturday and bounce along to what is laughably called 'R&B', and I can go to the decent place around the corner in jeans and a T-shirt, pay ~£3 a bottle and listen to belting music

Not all nightclubs are created equal
(Teiresias, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:48, Reply)