I started climbing the glorious ladder of nightclub management
I went glass collector - barman - cellarman - bar manager - trainee manager.

Then, one student night, I found a turd in a pint pot.

The next day I resigned.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:15, 2 replies)

are you sure it wasn't a mars bar?
(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:57, closed)

Mars bar?
....yeah, I'm sure.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:16, closed)