A shameless pearoast.....
Lorenzo's nightclub, Dunfermline, circa 1995
Picture the scene.

It's the final dance of the evening. A slow number. The dancefloor is progressively filling up with couples both longstanding and erm...more recent, i.e. that have just bagged off with each other within the last 20 seconds.

I took to the floor with the Mrs Fister of the time. As we held each other closely and moved rhythmically to George Michael (or whatever the hell it was) I noticed not 2 feet from us another couple similarly engaged.

However, there was one subtle difference. The gentleman had his hand right up his lady-friend's skirt, into her knickers, and right up her mimsy. In full view of everyone. He appeared to be indulging in what I could only describe as 'Captain Birdseye'.

Dunfermline, a quality nicht oot.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:27, 1 reply)

Captain Birdseye
is a stoke of genius - consider it well and truly taxed for the next time I see some hot fingering action going on in public (I get the 134 bus from Euston to Tufnell Park home after work, so it will most likely be on there). Cheers.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:57, closed)