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Thinly-disguised entrances to Hell where bad things happen. Tell us your dancefloor disasters.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:35)
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A tale from the other side
I'm the manager of a medium sized nightclub up north (Yorkshire) and over the years I've seen some horrendous and some amazing things.

This particular tale took place during the summer two years ago. To set the scene a little, we are a very student friendly nightclub and we have two dedicated student nights, and in all honesty, without them 80% of income would vanish.

This means that during the summer when the town is sans-student we have to allow people in who would maybe not normally be welcome in order to make some money.

This particular night we had a group that could only be described as border line chavs in. All in standard issue stripes and questionable trainers. Their finest Elizabeth Duke chain hanging out and as was the 'fashion' at the time, sporting little lines shaved into their eyebrows.. You can imagine.

We also had a group of women who were out on a hen night. Now these women were very nice to talk to, really down to earth, but not particularly attractive. They were obviously not the richest of women, but they were out for a laugh and they were enjoying themselves.

Anyway, the inevitable happened and the two groups mingled, much joyment was had and romance blossomed.

For two involved it got a little too romantic and they retired to the toilets. Unbeknownst to them, we check the toilets at least every 15 minutes, and every nightclub worker learns within a week how to spot two people in a cubicle.

Now, as I mentioned, this was a quiet night, and the door lads were a bit bored, so rather than go in and be obvious, they decided it would be funnier to 'stealth it', they managed to get this photo ( tinyurl.com/c277sy - NSFW) which has now been passed all over the our town.

However, this is not where it stopped, the unfortunate couple had decided to use the toilet located in the back of the club, and during the excitement , one of the staff had mentioned to our DJ what was going on. So, sure enough, as the couple were escorted past the dancefloor, the DJ killed the music and asked everyone else in the club (about 200 people) to give them a cheer for being caught shagging in the toilets.

I have never seen anyone go quite so red, or scuttle out of a club quite so fast.

Length: Check the photo...
Moral: If you're gonna try something 'dodgy' in a club, don't do it in a quiet corner. That's what we expect you to do... :)
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:07, 3 replies)
Having sex in a toilet at a club... thanks but no.

In a dark corner booth- sure.

In the parking lot- why not?

Fumbling around while dancing- yeah, I'd give it a shot.

But in a dank room filled with the aroma of other peoples' piss?...
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:18, closed)

(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:23, closed)
That bloke's banjo string is in SERIOUS danger
dong it like that, sitting on a bog, with her facing away. No wonder he's guiding her with his thumb - 'No sudden moves, please!'

Not that I'd know anything about bog-seat banjo-snapping, of course.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 21:59, closed)

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