Robot Wars
Chris is the boyfriend of perhaps my closest and oldest friend. On only our second meeting, when we were both still politely smiling and doing bumbling impressions of people raised well with grace and manners, we walked into the side room of the Coventry Colleseum, allowed our eyes to adjust the darkness for only the slightest of seconds when we noticed that the room is half filled with a pick and mix of invalids and their various metal accessories and appendages.

At which point the music stopped and Chris announced to the whole room 'Fuck me, it's like robot wars in here.'

/for good measure, as we slunk out of the room he dragged me up the stairs saying 'C'mon, they can't climb stairs. Like Daleks'
(I'm a schmuck, i did a schmucky thing. is unlurking thanks to unemployment, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:57, 1 reply)

Brilliant!
*pump pump click*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 7:42, closed)