
Thinly-disguised entrances to Hell where bad things happen. Tell us your dancefloor disasters.
( , Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:35)
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...in one particularly tacky club a few years ago, meself was having a whale of a time with some particularly rough bird. Rough bird takes a liking to me and drags me into the toilets. "Classy" thinks drunken ol' me.
She sits me down on the "porcelain duvet" and drops me pants, dropping down to the floor herself with my lad in her hand, ready for some mouth-action.
Shame then that she chose that particular moment to whip her dentures out before giving me some "gummy loving" on my member.
Kinda stopped drinking there after that.
( , Sat 11 Apr 2009, 16:54, Reply)
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