100% TRUTH
SHE'S IN MY BED RIGHT NOW.
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:06, 1 reply)

6000000
Woo!
( thealternativefact, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:09, closed)

*ding*
How many sperms are there in a Karl Hysteria ejaculation?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:12, closed)

1,
Because that's all you need. Or something. I don't know.
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:17, closed)

Are we not playing Spunk Jeopardy?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:20, closed)

No.
Amanda says "Want a go on my tits?"
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:36, closed)

That's quite tempting
although I think I'd find it difficult not to picture Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan with their big buzzer boxes, and I think that might put me off my stride.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:39, closed)

She understands your predicament.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:41, closed)

BIVVY

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:16, closed)

Karl
You rock my world
( thealternativefact, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:56, closed)

:D

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:04, closed)