This is a story of a young man who visited London for the first time
I heard about this party on a Sunday afternoon.
I'd been up all saturday night and I was raring to go.

They said it was in Hackney, in an old abandoned warehouse.
I said what kind of music do they play there
And they told me "Techno".

After walking for hours through the urban sprawl
I finally heard the boom of the soundsystem
And as we turned the corner we saw some strange people hanging around.

The music was swirling around my head as I wandered into the darkened building
And as I found my way to the dancefloor someone stopped me and said "Take this pill".

So I took it and said "What was that?"
And they said "Ecstacy".

And then they offered me a line, and I said
"What was that?"
And they said "Ketamine".

So I took it, and then I took some cocaine, and then some speed, and then some acid.

And then I drank 15 cans of stella, and I stayed until monday night.




Like fuck I did. I fell asleep in the mud in a field in the middle of wales after walking around tripping my face off.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:51, 3 replies)

aaaargh!
I'm going to have that tune in my head all day now!
(nonstopdancer, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:01, closed)

What tune is that?

(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:20, closed)

One night in Hackney
(nonstopdancer, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:56, closed)