Odd?
Back in the days where I lived with my mate Rob we would regularly become bored of the local clubs and decide to venture a bit further afield. As I was the designated driver, I would have to spend time sober but a night out with Rob would always be entertaining in itself.

One night Rob had a definite idea on where he wanted to go, some place near Dewsbury as he had been told that there was a few people who lived there that looked like him. We eventually reached this town and found out that it had a couple of pubs and a ‘night spot’.

After a few drinks in a couple of local spots (and no sign of anyone classed to be Robs body double) we followed a bunch of fellow drinkers to the aforementioned night spot and paid our way in. Little did I know but I was about to enter the most surreal club/night spot in my entire life.

The place was built to look like a castle, and split over two floors. The main floor was playing a random mixture of songs and had random waxworks of various movie stars scattered around the place. We sat near a figure of the Terminator for a few minutes before realising that a number of locals were giving us funny looks for looking at the exhibits so we decided to venture upstairs to see what was there.

Turned out that the top floor was a gym, not a gym themed floor but it was an honest to god gymnasium, filled with a number of treadmills, dumbbells and two blokes that would readily supply you steroids.

I looked at Rob, he finished his drink and we disappeared back to one of the local pubs.

We never did find any of his clones that night.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:22, Reply)